Weird!

I swear... things that happen to me don't happen in real life... who sees a boy running in the middle of the street with a can of raid? Not thinking much about it, I ignore it. Some time later we are leaving the house (all 4 of us) and that boy is standing in front of the house, in the street, crying. Still holding the raid & a cell phone. OF COURSE I stop! He was running from the bees. Seems he was supposed to be at his friends house but when they got home from school, the house was covered with bees. They couldn't get in (so he says). He stands there freaking out when a bee comes past us (we have them, they are all over right now). He is not allergic (I asked). He is afraid to go back. So after some time of calming him down. I suggest I drive him to the house. If the bees are there, I'll drive him back & he can stay with us & call his mom. If the bees are gone, he can go inside with his friend. So off I go with this strange little boy. The friend is outside spraying at bees with his own can of Raid but the boy with me sees the garage door is open so he darts from my car, to the house. And I drive off. Never have seen him again. STRANGE.

How about listening to the dogs bark like crazy and look out the window where I see a neighbor with her dog & 2 stange golden labs jumping around loose. A mini-van family has stopped to help. When I go outside in a WHITE shirt, jeans & red heels (oh yea dressed for work on a sunday morning) the dogs rush me & are so EXCITED they jump on me.... FREAKING GREAT. They are trying to catch them and call the vet on the id tag so they can take them home or get owner to come get them. I ask if they need help. It seems under control. I go back inside for a few. Get my coffee, wipe off the paw print from pants & head outside to leave... and BAM the dogs rush me again! Spilling my coffee on my jeans and making me loose my balance and step into the mud in my fancy red shoes. YEA right they have it under control. So I grab on dog & hold it still so they can leash up the other one. Mini-van dad is on phone & got the owner on the line. Mini-van mom can't keep dog controlled. Mini-van kid is running in the street asking if they can keep the dogs. The neighbor is trying to control her dog and walk on. My dogs are all crazy. And suddenly I AM LATE. Geesh..... Finally she got both dogs leashed & the owner was on way. And I left. Do you think either of the men in my house offered assistance?? OH NO... they were engrossed with looking at trucks online & playing with Espen. Didn't know I was "helping". So I got to work a little late, muddy shoes and paws on my jeans. THAT IS HOW I ROLL!

Ok .. last crazy story for one day... At the Honda dealer after we tested a truck we were headed inside to make a DEAL and Anders & I were following the man. I was making some comments about some square honda that was UGLY but the color was cool... it was some weird green.. I WAS NOT PAYING ATTENTION. The man & Anders grabbed the glass door & turned inside. I veered RIGHT INTO THE DOOR and smashed directly into it. Anders held back his laughter & the man felt horrible for it. It was totally my fault. I smashed into a glass door in front of at least 2 people.... I am quite sure others had to have seen it.... And YES I just kept talking, made a joke about my vision, and kept going.... BLAM...

THIS all happens to me in a week.... PLUS the weird rash... man.. I am a mess...

Ok Ok.. one more... our TV is acting up. It is newish. I got a cheap small flat screen over the summer. It has the cable box with it. If it is left on for more than 3 hours it FREAKS out & goes to LOUD static. The only way to get it to stop is to unplug it. It never happens to me - I don't leave it on! Last night I got home from work, wanted to sit down & watch some tv. I asked Doug if I should sit upstairs or down because I wasn't in the mood for the "PSHHHSEHHSHEH" of the TV.. and I made a horrid sound and some funny head move... literally at that instant the tv did it's thing... DOUG says "STOP IT.. YOU are a techno JINX." as if it is my fault the tv has a problem!! But I laughed so hard the hicups started! No one but me thought it was funny.