Feb 4 ~ 2011
I don't believe the days I have either....
After a serious headache yesterday I woke up severely dehydrated & prayed that Doug would get the baby at 7:15am when he woke up so I could wake easy in my warm bed.... But after a few minutes & no daddy, I heard "mamma poop... mamma poop... " I thought OK I WILL GET HIM MYSELF... and yep... you've guessed it... he had undressed & taken his diaper off... need I say anymore?? And when I showed up he told me "mamma poop hand" ... well it was not just on his hand... but all over!! So daddy finally arrived & was responsible for cleaning the bed & walls while I got Espen... we ended up in the shower... :)
The day could NOT get any worse from there!! Cute & embarrassing thing happened at Whole Foods... I had to go to the bathroom so we parked our cart of goods & went to the ladies room. Espen did so well standing there next to the door while I took care of my business. However when I stood up to do my jeans, he slipped under the door & disappeared. I knew the door was closed so he had not gotten far. He had slipped under the handicapped stall door where a lady was trying to take care of her business... and he proceeded to entertain her... GEESH.. I couldn't go in and get him.. So I asked if they were ok... and asked Espen to come out. Which he did not. He was busy chatting. No mind that it is not the best place to chat with a stranger... Well he finally came back from under the door. And the lady came out (smiling at least). I apologized and admonished (while giggling to myself inside like a crazy woman). I swear no one has these random things happen to them!! When we left the restroom, we passed the pizza maker & the wine selections... there was one called RANDOM.. (I should have gotten a bottle).
And to top off my afternoon... I was peed on just as we were leaving the house to meet our friends! MAN OH MAN.. I had to change us both. Just had a loose diaper.... oops!
And at this moment I am sitting here waiting for my visitors to arrive... some from Norway, Kansas & Illinois!! What fun we shall have tomorrow!!
And for anyone who wants to know.... the boarder just acted like a complete ass tonight... he got home (to my surprise) at 6:10pm. He didn't say ONE SINGLE word to me and barely any to Espen who was clamoring for his attention. He fixed some large fruit salad (I had spent HOURS SHOPPING for fruit at 2 stores today) and a bagel sandwich and with his hoodie on he ate. Then he banged around in the kitchen and went to his room. Espen followed him & he shooshed Espen away mumbling he was so tired he was going to take a nap.. at 6:45pm??? What the HECK... so I got a little snitchy with him & asked if he was intending to get back up or just sleep the night. And I walked off before he could answer. By the time Doug came home I was just mad... there was an additional mess from the fruit salad to clean up, dishes and a sleeping teen who will be up all freaking night because he had a LATE nap. And the rudeness of just coming home & not being at least considerate enough to speak made me MAD. And he woke up at 8ish ate 3 slices of pizza & a protein shake and has been watching tv with me since... and I imagine he will be up all freaking night...
i laughed out loud at your whole foods bathroom story!
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