funny horrible day

(on my broken laptop)

my day can't get much worse. i'm exhausted and will go to bed soon.  i didn't sleep well. at 2:30am the hat rack fell off the wall and what i understood doug to tell me was the cat jumped on it so it was heavy and fell... my mind couldn't figure it out in my sleepy state.  but i tried!!   then at 5 i woke up to see anders off... it was an early / long day for him and i lay in bed worried for a while... and wishing he didn't have to leave... and that doug would stay home... mondays are the worst day of the week... espen & i get lonely on monday...

so i was tired.... big deal...  well while i was trying to finish my shopping list, espen was in the office with me and he swallowed a penny and choked..  that little penny lodged in him ...  i POUNDED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM AND GOT IT OUT... what the heck...  i cried.  he cried.  and said "no hurt me mommy"... poor baby didn't know what the heck happened.. so we talked about it... and money doesn't go in the mouth..

then we were getting ready to go to grocery store.  he was sitting at the table looking at a pumpkin plate my mother in law sent.  it was about 5 inches, shapped like a little pumpkin and orange.  we were talking about the color and he was holding it while i put my shoes on.  then he said "mommy i break"..and before i could react he slammed it down and the thing shattered... guess i can have new stuff for about 48 hours... so he got a spanking and sent to time out chair... i cleaned it up and sat in time out too...then we snuggled and talked and cried...

we went to store.  it was an uneventful trip!  i managed to get what we needed and no extras.  he got a ballon for being good.  we had pizza for lunch... we smiled & had some fun..

we got home & i parked, opened up the garage door, got a load of bags, left espen in the truck and discovered the door into the house was locked from inside.  as was front door and sliding doors... I WAS LOCKED OUT... oh yes..i don't have a key to the front door.  i've been really good about locking the doors so i don't have to worry about espen getting out without me.. so i had to call doug.  he came home, let me in and went back to work... geesh i nearly peed my pants cause i had to go.. and it was rainy and cold outside and i didn't have a jacket..  we hung out in my studio & played hockey in the garage until we were saved!!

so now my day is over... and i'm tired... and i'm going to bed...

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